IS IT THAT TIME ALREADY????
What time is it???? THE FUCK IF I KNOW NOR DO I CARE!
Nothing much going on in the usual eventful life of one Bruce Steele. Guess I am getting old. I am 26 and sometimes feel 40. I really hope this trend doesnt continue. I mean, it has its benefits. I dont go out and party anymore as I prefer spending the night with the lovely lady in my life at home instead. I guess I have outgrown the Club/Bar Scene, at least for now. I used to go everyweek and cause hell. I wasnt so much into the getting drunk part though. I never wanted to be at a disadvantage when somebody "tried" me, so I let those drunk fuckers run their mouths and I would either a)Beat the hell outta them or b) choke them out. Its that easy folks. However since I have been with Amy I have become a little more easygoing, and let more things slide. I think its for the better too, as sooner or later that "there's someone out there badder than you are" guy was going to come around, and probably give me the beating of my life.....
......Sort of like that time Saturday nite Ronald "Winky" Wright beat the shit out of Felix "Tito" Trinidad. (see what I did there.. thats called a SMOOTH TRANSITION).
I was sure Winky would pull that one out.. But I was thinking more along the lines of 8 rounds to 4 in my pre-match prediction. However, he won every round on one scorecard and 11 of 12 rounds on the other two. Winky is a badass and did ST. PETERSBURG proud. I am part Puerto Rican, so you think I would have a soft spot for Trinidad???? But HELL NO! I must inform you that the last time I attended the Florida Blood Drive I donated all my Puerto Rican Blood in exchange for a FREE T-SHIRT and CHEESEBURGER. Therefore, I am now a full fledged member of the WHITE FOLK, or REDNECK if you will. (another smooth transition motherfuckers)
Speaking of RedNecks....Pinellas Park SuperWalmart must be the EPICENTER OF REDNECK-ISM. Went there last nite (saturday) with Amy to do a little grocery shopping to save a little money, and let me tell you, it is a sight to behold. The parking lot was damn near full at 10pm and the folks are.. let's just say.. COUNTRY. I dont have any good stories besides the fact that I keep ripping ass, and walking away from Amy so that the people around her would think she did it. (For those of you that dont know, Amy cant smell, she lost her sense of smell while training to wrestle after she broke her nose 2 times in a week and it has never come back). Thats why the Rib was so funny to me. I rip ass, I walk away, people come into the aisle and only see Amy, they think she did it, and she is the whole time oblivious to what is going on. How great is that?? Amy I still love you!
Friday nite was at casa de la Rod Steel(e). Drank a few, and watched several of our matches on tape from the last weekend. Overall decent stuff, few things we could have done better, and we will adjust those things, but overall good. New Gear looked good on tape.
Man do I hate dieting. I must admit I cannot resist the temptation of Cheeseburgers and General Tso Chicken. Wave it in front of me and I am like a little dog. I cannot turn it down. Those are the best foods ever! Of course that means I have had both this weekend. So my day of "cheating" on my diet has turned into a "weekend of cheating". I will be back on track by Monday. My goal for the last 3 months was to have a "6 pack" abs by Peterson. Well I have four weeks and really am not that far off. I can see them wanting to come out, but at the sametime they are wanting double cheeseburgers. Well, sacrafice is a motherfucker, so I gotta suck it up and fend off temptation.
*For the fans of Reality TV out there, you must watch Real World/ Road Rules Inferno II. That is just good shit. I love Real World and Road Rules, and I love the challenges even more. This past one with Abe/Brad was the shit. It was like American Gladiators POWERBALL. That shit was intense and actually had me on the edge of my seat almost screaming at the TV. Even though I am a Heel in life, I am a huge mark for the "Good Guys" team. My favorite is/was Brad. He is just a cool motherfucker who says it like it is. I recommend checking it out on any re-runs if you missed this weeks episode. The ABE/BRAD Inferno is as intense as any of them have been.
*Forgot to mention something in the works by the World Wrestling NEtwork (owned by Sal Hamoudi and parent company of FIP) of some of the worst matches in the history of independent wrestling. Many matches from Shit shows in the bay area. The production is still being done, and is sort of in the works. I had a sneak peek at some of the matches and commentary from "Neal and Bob" (commentators with Paper Bags over their Heads) and the shit is HILARIOIUS. I REALLY hope Sal intends on this being a national release and not just local, because this is some of the worst/funniest shit ever. I feel this thing could sell huge! Like Steve Madison once said "Bad Wrestling is just as fun to watch as great wrestling". I am a firm believer in this now after attending and partaking in some really shitty shows and seeing the other matches on the show(i.e. any Rouge match). Rouge matches are as entertaining to me as anything Benoit, Angle, or the Rock has ever done. Because just when you think it cant get any worse.......IT DOES! (double stomp thru the "unbreakable table"....TWICE). If someone has that show on tape please get me a copy.. First off because I really enjoyed the debut of Christopher Ashley Favata, and second of all because I want to see the "Last man Standing" Match w/Rouge and that other guy again.
Thats it for now..... Keep reading and jerking off... preferably in that order... but dont think about me while doing so, unless you are a hot female with massive tits, small hips, and a tight round ass, of course that would be "dialing the pink telephone".....
Nothing much going on in the usual eventful life of one Bruce Steele. Guess I am getting old. I am 26 and sometimes feel 40. I really hope this trend doesnt continue. I mean, it has its benefits. I dont go out and party anymore as I prefer spending the night with the lovely lady in my life at home instead. I guess I have outgrown the Club/Bar Scene, at least for now. I used to go everyweek and cause hell. I wasnt so much into the getting drunk part though. I never wanted to be at a disadvantage when somebody "tried" me, so I let those drunk fuckers run their mouths and I would either a)Beat the hell outta them or b) choke them out. Its that easy folks. However since I have been with Amy I have become a little more easygoing, and let more things slide. I think its for the better too, as sooner or later that "there's someone out there badder than you are" guy was going to come around, and probably give me the beating of my life.....
......Sort of like that time Saturday nite Ronald "Winky" Wright beat the shit out of Felix "Tito" Trinidad. (see what I did there.. thats called a SMOOTH TRANSITION).
I was sure Winky would pull that one out.. But I was thinking more along the lines of 8 rounds to 4 in my pre-match prediction. However, he won every round on one scorecard and 11 of 12 rounds on the other two. Winky is a badass and did ST. PETERSBURG proud. I am part Puerto Rican, so you think I would have a soft spot for Trinidad???? But HELL NO! I must inform you that the last time I attended the Florida Blood Drive I donated all my Puerto Rican Blood in exchange for a FREE T-SHIRT and CHEESEBURGER. Therefore, I am now a full fledged member of the WHITE FOLK, or REDNECK if you will. (another smooth transition motherfuckers)
Speaking of RedNecks....Pinellas Park SuperWalmart must be the EPICENTER OF REDNECK-ISM. Went there last nite (saturday) with Amy to do a little grocery shopping to save a little money, and let me tell you, it is a sight to behold. The parking lot was damn near full at 10pm and the folks are.. let's just say.. COUNTRY. I dont have any good stories besides the fact that I keep ripping ass, and walking away from Amy so that the people around her would think she did it. (For those of you that dont know, Amy cant smell, she lost her sense of smell while training to wrestle after she broke her nose 2 times in a week and it has never come back). Thats why the Rib was so funny to me. I rip ass, I walk away, people come into the aisle and only see Amy, they think she did it, and she is the whole time oblivious to what is going on. How great is that?? Amy I still love you!
Friday nite was at casa de la Rod Steel(e). Drank a few, and watched several of our matches on tape from the last weekend. Overall decent stuff, few things we could have done better, and we will adjust those things, but overall good. New Gear looked good on tape.
Man do I hate dieting. I must admit I cannot resist the temptation of Cheeseburgers and General Tso Chicken. Wave it in front of me and I am like a little dog. I cannot turn it down. Those are the best foods ever! Of course that means I have had both this weekend. So my day of "cheating" on my diet has turned into a "weekend of cheating". I will be back on track by Monday. My goal for the last 3 months was to have a "6 pack" abs by Peterson. Well I have four weeks and really am not that far off. I can see them wanting to come out, but at the sametime they are wanting double cheeseburgers. Well, sacrafice is a motherfucker, so I gotta suck it up and fend off temptation.
*For the fans of Reality TV out there, you must watch Real World/ Road Rules Inferno II. That is just good shit. I love Real World and Road Rules, and I love the challenges even more. This past one with Abe/Brad was the shit. It was like American Gladiators POWERBALL. That shit was intense and actually had me on the edge of my seat almost screaming at the TV. Even though I am a Heel in life, I am a huge mark for the "Good Guys" team. My favorite is/was Brad. He is just a cool motherfucker who says it like it is. I recommend checking it out on any re-runs if you missed this weeks episode. The ABE/BRAD Inferno is as intense as any of them have been.
*Forgot to mention something in the works by the World Wrestling NEtwork (owned by Sal Hamoudi and parent company of FIP) of some of the worst matches in the history of independent wrestling. Many matches from Shit shows in the bay area. The production is still being done, and is sort of in the works. I had a sneak peek at some of the matches and commentary from "Neal and Bob" (commentators with Paper Bags over their Heads) and the shit is HILARIOIUS. I REALLY hope Sal intends on this being a national release and not just local, because this is some of the worst/funniest shit ever. I feel this thing could sell huge! Like Steve Madison once said "Bad Wrestling is just as fun to watch as great wrestling". I am a firm believer in this now after attending and partaking in some really shitty shows and seeing the other matches on the show(i.e. any Rouge match). Rouge matches are as entertaining to me as anything Benoit, Angle, or the Rock has ever done. Because just when you think it cant get any worse.......IT DOES! (double stomp thru the "unbreakable table"....TWICE). If someone has that show on tape please get me a copy.. First off because I really enjoyed the debut of Christopher Ashley Favata, and second of all because I want to see the "Last man Standing" Match w/Rouge and that other guy again.
Thats it for now..... Keep reading and jerking off... preferably in that order... but dont think about me while doing so, unless you are a hot female with massive tits, small hips, and a tight round ass, of course that would be "dialing the pink telephone".....