Breaking down and old Interview of mine
So back around December of 2002, my "Valet" and I did an interview for Alan Wojojoinjoinuejick.
2 and a half years later.. I find some of the stuff said in the interview Hilarious...here's some examples:
**AW: Do you prefer tag as opposed to singles?
**AS: Thats a hard question. I prefer tag, even with my success as a single. Working teams like the Shane twins and York/Matthews it became second nature. There is different psychology in tag as opposed to singles work.
Now that was true at the time.. but i now prefer working Singles.. Being the heel, I run the match.. therefore if it sucks its my fault and nobody else's.
***AW: Is there excitement on going to NWA:TNA on 1/22/03?
***ME: Boy is that a loaded question.
***Valet: If it was a televised match you would be more excited.
***ME: Its a dark match to get your foot in the door, maybe. Their angles are good and they have great workers. It will be a blast and I hope to impress their bookers. Its going to be myself and Steve Madison as the Modern Day Miracle going against the Strong Brothers. So it will be a good match.
I guess at the time it was exciting.. However, after working for them consistently in dark matches and getting nothing out of it, I have a bit of a sour taste in my mouth. And their angles are the shits!
NOW FOR THE BEST PART OF THE INTERVIEW... THIS COULD BE CLASSIFIED AS "IRONY"
**AW: For Sexcretary, did you have apprehensions of him wrestling?
**Sexretary: I met him because he was in wrestling. I had come to a show to see a friend work. I wasnt a rat like most of the girls you see at the shows. It just happened. I love that he wrestles and I hope he never quits. (Interviewers note: Agent Steele and her are married.)
Now let me get this straight... Did she just say "I am not a rat like most of the girls you see at the shows"??? Did I just read, copy, and paste that correctly??? I am sure in the back of her mind she was like "the other wrestlers I fucked behind his back dont count, because I took my wedding ring off". SLUT!
And I tell you this too BITCH, I will NEVER QUIT until I reach my goal..or literally kill myself trying. Thanks for being so supportive.
OH AND WOW WAS I BLIND.. CHECK OUT THIS WORD ASSOCIATION:
**AW: Sexretary.
**ME: Hottest girl in wrestling.
I hope I really never thought that....It must have been...well.....To quote the late/great Rick James: "Coccaine... is a helluva drug." (I've never done it in my life, but I have to find something to blame this ridiculous comment on!)
I am so glad that is all behind me, but I really enjoy reflecting back on that shitty relationship and laughing at myself for being so stupid and oblivious to everything that is going on... While I was being the faithful good man she was getting LONG-DICKED SHORT DICK STYLE. Hell someone had to hit it, because she damn sure didnt turn me on after the words "I DO".
We are both better off in our situations now... She was a rat, and now has a rat-magnet.
2 and a half years later.. I find some of the stuff said in the interview Hilarious...here's some examples:
**AW: Do you prefer tag as opposed to singles?
**AS: Thats a hard question. I prefer tag, even with my success as a single. Working teams like the Shane twins and York/Matthews it became second nature. There is different psychology in tag as opposed to singles work.
Now that was true at the time.. but i now prefer working Singles.. Being the heel, I run the match.. therefore if it sucks its my fault and nobody else's.
***AW: Is there excitement on going to NWA:TNA on 1/22/03?
***ME: Boy is that a loaded question.
***Valet: If it was a televised match you would be more excited.
***ME: Its a dark match to get your foot in the door, maybe. Their angles are good and they have great workers. It will be a blast and I hope to impress their bookers. Its going to be myself and Steve Madison as the Modern Day Miracle going against the Strong Brothers. So it will be a good match.
I guess at the time it was exciting.. However, after working for them consistently in dark matches and getting nothing out of it, I have a bit of a sour taste in my mouth. And their angles are the shits!
NOW FOR THE BEST PART OF THE INTERVIEW... THIS COULD BE CLASSIFIED AS "IRONY"
**AW: For Sexcretary, did you have apprehensions of him wrestling?
**Sexretary: I met him because he was in wrestling. I had come to a show to see a friend work. I wasnt a rat like most of the girls you see at the shows. It just happened. I love that he wrestles and I hope he never quits. (Interviewers note: Agent Steele and her are married.)
Now let me get this straight... Did she just say "I am not a rat like most of the girls you see at the shows"??? Did I just read, copy, and paste that correctly??? I am sure in the back of her mind she was like "the other wrestlers I fucked behind his back dont count, because I took my wedding ring off". SLUT!
And I tell you this too BITCH, I will NEVER QUIT until I reach my goal..or literally kill myself trying. Thanks for being so supportive.
OH AND WOW WAS I BLIND.. CHECK OUT THIS WORD ASSOCIATION:
**AW: Sexretary.
**ME: Hottest girl in wrestling.
I hope I really never thought that....It must have been...well.....To quote the late/great Rick James: "Coccaine... is a helluva drug." (I've never done it in my life, but I have to find something to blame this ridiculous comment on!)
I am so glad that is all behind me, but I really enjoy reflecting back on that shitty relationship and laughing at myself for being so stupid and oblivious to everything that is going on... While I was being the faithful good man she was getting LONG-DICKED SHORT DICK STYLE. Hell someone had to hit it, because she damn sure didnt turn me on after the words "I DO".
We are both better off in our situations now... She was a rat, and now has a rat-magnet.