I appologize in advance for everything included here....
Q: Can you guess the quote in the subject line?! (Look below for the answer.)
You Were Mostly Nice This Year!
Sure, you had your naughty moments... but guess what?
Santa was probably sleeping when you were living it up.
As far as he's concerned, you've been on your best behavior.
So cross your fingers, and you might score good presents.
Were You Naughty or Nice This Year? You Are a Fruitcake!
You taste like nothing else in this world.
And get ready, you're about to get tossed!
What Crappy Gift Are You? Your Christmas is Most Like: A Christmas Story
Loving, fun, and totally crazy.
Don't shoot your eye out!
What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like? Your Porn Star Name is: Stroker John
Get your own Porn Star Name Your Penis Name is: Beefy McManstick
Get your own Penis Name Your Star Wars Masturbation Method Is:
Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
Get your own Star Wars Masturbation Method A: Back to the Future-Pt1