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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I helped sorta_blury across the street (6 points). Last Thursday I pushed jessl in the mud (-17 points). In June I pulled over and changed good_burger_kid's flat tire (15 points). Last Monday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (628 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
brtn8907
I LOVE YOU JESSICA