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ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? prob those girls hu wrote in joyces journal
2. What is your weapon of choice? reverse blade katana
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? no
4. How about of the same sex? yes
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? don no
6. What is your pet peeve? duno wut it means
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? depends on the situation
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? track...
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 5?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
mike, he ripped his knee apart, poor kid
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i dont feel like track because it snowed a few days ago, and the snow melted, and there is no effect from the snow whatsoever.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? yes, its a hobby
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? good? winter time
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? 12, no joke
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? i duno
2. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? i dont drink anymore! THANK YOU JOYCE!
3. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
4. Do you have an issue with your weight? im too light
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
salty
6. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought food? yes, wen i see dogs i think dog food, when i see cats i think cat food. no i dont eat pet food.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked? ive been on beaches next to nude beaches, so a lot.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked? my parents when i was a lil kid? probably someone else some time...
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? that ? doesnt make too much sense.
4. Have you "done it"? i have done many things. and yes i have done "it"
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? neck, lips(reffereing to the smile)
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? i hadta...i'll just say no.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 0
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? the what?
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? move to alaska with joyce, buy a few small or medium size dogs, buy a koala bear, some other things. i would use it all for joyce, and then some bits of it i would donate to random things, probably a school or community.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? i wouldnt wanna be famous ever, so obviously rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? ye
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yep
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? too many too count
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? other then being with joyce, i gess my accomplishments in videogames? thats soo sad.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? my grades recently, and my ability to make them happy, to make most people happy.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? finish college and get married to joyce.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? no
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? yes, although its not something to be proud of.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? most likly yes
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? talked to joyce.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? i dont really think i want anything anymore.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? is that the show where the people decorate ur room? def not joyce, i have enuf pink.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? i would only like to be myself.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? possibly, probably
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? surely
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? being shorter
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? i created it...
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? when u dont believe in god, u dont have sins. but if i did have one, one that i create myself, def precrastination.
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? none
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human
4. Do you believe in magic? no
5. What was the last promise you broke? i hope it wasnt something i promised to joyce.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? i dont pray.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? george w bush is perfect. no i do not believe so (by the way i hate george bush)
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? is jan 25th the holiday season?
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? joyce...to be able to keep her forever
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? yes
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? illegally..?
6. Do you gamble? no addiction, but if i get a chance i do.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? i never call off anything
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? what causes?! there are millions in existence!
2. What causes have you given money or time to? being with joyce
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? yes
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel? i think im going this summer!
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? sometimes, if i got some change.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? yes
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? i think people have told me i do a lot for them.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? losing u.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? nothing
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? thor, no reason
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? of course
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? heart, especially in kingdom hearts...
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? no im never on stage
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? depends
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? no
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? depends what we are fighting for, because bush's wars are idiotic
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? absolutely not
4. Which should be guaranteed legal? yes
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? u mean bush?! i hate the mother fucking shit bag
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? definetly...i duno
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? no
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? too lazy to answer
2. Do you collect anything? final fantasies, and mutual notes between me and joyce
3. Are you addicted to anything? joyce and final fantasy
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? no
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? 1's
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? few things, but i dont feel like thinking
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? depends
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? dan flinn (maya's ex)
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? is that something religious?
3. Do you take advice when it's given? depends
4. What area are you wisest in? care?
5. Do you drive defensively? ima non-driver
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? no
7. What did you learn today? that jacki kant go bowling tomorrow
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? wut is heaven?
1. Who did you last get angry with? prob those girls hu wrote in joyces journal
2. What is your weapon of choice? reverse blade katana
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? no
4. How about of the same sex? yes
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? don no
6. What is your pet peeve? duno wut it means
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? depends on the situation
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? track...
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 5?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
mike, he ripped his knee apart, poor kid
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i dont feel like track because it snowed a few days ago, and the snow melted, and there is no effect from the snow whatsoever.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? yes, its a hobby
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? good? winter time
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? 12, no joke
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? i duno
2. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? i dont drink anymore! THANK YOU JOYCE!
3. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
4. Do you have an issue with your weight? im too light
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
salty
6. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought food? yes, wen i see dogs i think dog food, when i see cats i think cat food. no i dont eat pet food.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked? ive been on beaches next to nude beaches, so a lot.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked? my parents when i was a lil kid? probably someone else some time...
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? that ? doesnt make too much sense.
4. Have you "done it"? i have done many things. and yes i have done "it"
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? neck, lips(reffereing to the smile)
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? i hadta...i'll just say no.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 0
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? the what?
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? move to alaska with joyce, buy a few small or medium size dogs, buy a koala bear, some other things. i would use it all for joyce, and then some bits of it i would donate to random things, probably a school or community.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? i wouldnt wanna be famous ever, so obviously rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? ye
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yep
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? too many too count
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? other then being with joyce, i gess my accomplishments in videogames? thats soo sad.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? my grades recently, and my ability to make them happy, to make most people happy.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? finish college and get married to joyce.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? no
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? yes, although its not something to be proud of.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? most likly yes
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? talked to joyce.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? i dont really think i want anything anymore.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? is that the show where the people decorate ur room? def not joyce, i have enuf pink.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? i would only like to be myself.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? possibly, probably
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? surely
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? being shorter
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? i created it...
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? when u dont believe in god, u dont have sins. but if i did have one, one that i create myself, def precrastination.
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? none
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human
4. Do you believe in magic? no
5. What was the last promise you broke? i hope it wasnt something i promised to joyce.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? i dont pray.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? george w bush is perfect. no i do not believe so (by the way i hate george bush)
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? is jan 25th the holiday season?
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? joyce...to be able to keep her forever
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? yes
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? illegally..?
6. Do you gamble? no addiction, but if i get a chance i do.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? i never call off anything
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? what causes?! there are millions in existence!
2. What causes have you given money or time to? being with joyce
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? yes
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel? i think im going this summer!
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? sometimes, if i got some change.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? yes
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? i think people have told me i do a lot for them.
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? losing u.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? nothing
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? thor, no reason
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? of course
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? heart, especially in kingdom hearts...
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? no im never on stage
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? depends
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? no
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? depends what we are fighting for, because bush's wars are idiotic
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? absolutely not
4. Which should be guaranteed legal? yes
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? u mean bush?! i hate the mother fucking shit bag
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? definetly...i duno
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? no
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? too lazy to answer
2. Do you collect anything? final fantasies, and mutual notes between me and joyce
3. Are you addicted to anything? joyce and final fantasy
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? no
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? 1's
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? few things, but i dont feel like thinking
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? depends
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? dan flinn (maya's ex)
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? is that something religious?
3. Do you take advice when it's given? depends
4. What area are you wisest in? care?
5. Do you drive defensively? ima non-driver
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? no
7. What did you learn today? that jacki kant go bowling tomorrow
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? wut is heaven?