AHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.bigrussiansoul.org/s1007/quiz.htm
the funniest website on Russians EVER. If you don't think it is funny, then go live in Russia for a few months- it will be funny afterwards. The site is obviously created by ex-pats who are attempting to understand/somewhat still wierded out by Russians (who wouldn't be?) OK, no seriously it is funny. My Russian soul was not that great- I only got three Matryoshki..... Probably better that way. If I really bad a Big Russian Soul you would all probably hate me (who wouldn't?)
what else....
ESTONIA IN JUST OVER ONE WEEK SWEEEET I AM SO EXCITED TO HAVE A SHOWER (nobody told me living in a russian dorm is equivalent to camping, but now I will truly be able to live in any shit-hole apartment I can afford after college.) yaaaaaay shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahaha ok one more thing- on their horoscopes page:
Your decision to start a 24-hour pelmeni delivery business is hailed as genius by the local entrepreneurs bureau. Unfortunately, consumers don't appreciate your "30 hours or it's free" guarantee. When will the proletariat learn to appreciate the rigors of Moscow traffic?
I find this amazingly funny.....
and another amazing horoscope:
Your new westernized yoga class is really taking the city by storm, with positions such as: "drunken bear crouching to puke and then reclining upon a piece of driftwood for a ride down the Neva" and "6am and on my third Baltika" ... Molodets!
aahahaha and another
According to recent news reports, business conditions in Russia are "almost normal" now. That's a good thing considering you are "almost motivated" to start a business. Just be sure the invisible hand doesn't slap you across the face.
i think i am enjoying these a little too much. will stop
the funniest website on Russians EVER. If you don't think it is funny, then go live in Russia for a few months- it will be funny afterwards. The site is obviously created by ex-pats who are attempting to understand/somewhat still wierded out by Russians (who wouldn't be?) OK, no seriously it is funny. My Russian soul was not that great- I only got three Matryoshki..... Probably better that way. If I really bad a Big Russian Soul you would all probably hate me (who wouldn't?)
what else....
ESTONIA IN JUST OVER ONE WEEK SWEEEET I AM SO EXCITED TO HAVE A SHOWER (nobody told me living in a russian dorm is equivalent to camping, but now I will truly be able to live in any shit-hole apartment I can afford after college.) yaaaaaay shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahaha ok one more thing- on their horoscopes page:
Your decision to start a 24-hour pelmeni delivery business is hailed as genius by the local entrepreneurs bureau. Unfortunately, consumers don't appreciate your "30 hours or it's free" guarantee. When will the proletariat learn to appreciate the rigors of Moscow traffic?
I find this amazingly funny.....
and another amazing horoscope:
Your new westernized yoga class is really taking the city by storm, with positions such as: "drunken bear crouching to puke and then reclining upon a piece of driftwood for a ride down the Neva" and "6am and on my third Baltika" ... Molodets!
aahahaha and another
According to recent news reports, business conditions in Russia are "almost normal" now. That's a good thing considering you are "almost motivated" to start a business. Just be sure the invisible hand doesn't slap you across the face.
i think i am enjoying these a little too much. will stop