Oct 11, 2009 00:11
Listen hunny.
I just wanna know . . . I just don't understand . . WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TO ME? You could have made me happy! You could have made me perfectly content. It was perfectly in your power to make me complete but no!
What is this sick, sad experiment you chose to put me through? What are you trying to prove? You hadn't made life difficult enough with making me a straight, horny, female in a world were all the hottest men are either gay or too young! No! You had to . . . . *sigh*
I expect you to make this up to me. I don't care when, or how but I expect to get something in return for all the hell you're putting me through.
I expect compensation or I'ma raaain all over you like a Georgia thunderstorm.
FIX IT!
But other than that little bitty detail . . . My only other request is that you please organize my room.
I also think I should be a little bit more social. I'm sue there are a lot of interesting people here.
Alright, that's about it.
Oh and thank you for . . . . you know existing and what not. Everything else is fine.
You have a blessed day.
You're truly,
Natsha.