Jun 15, 2005 21:08
HA ..no not my job.
what I quit is trying to make church boy talk to me...
at first I tried because my mom found out I broke up w/him
ANd he started to get all quiet and distant
so she blamed me and made me talk to him
then I did it because I actually felt bad
NOW i quit!!!!!!!
WHy should follow him around and demean myself(PRICKS):(
Im not gonna anymore even if my conscience tugs at me
OH well
On the bright side I met this hot 18 yr old who goes to incarnate word
Hes there on a baseball scholarship and tomorrow Im gonna teach him the butterfly stroke(THRUST THRUST THRUST)
HE asked;)
WEll laterz
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