Wedding bell blues
I'm not a flirt.....
In my dating history there has never been a "one think leads to another" moment. A typical date for me goes as such;
I over think it, get my hair cut, a new outfit and some kind of small gift. (overkill) Followed by a unsatisfactory dinner and some kind of activity, most of the time the activity is either highly recomended and never lives up to its review, Or isn't what I remembered. The date ususaly ends with me saying something horible and awkward as we part ways and I never get a call back. Maybe I have somekind of weird autism. haha. (see I laugh at my own jokes)
I have had a lot of practice and I don't get any better at it. What is really depressing is when I end up on a date with someone that is even worse at dating them me.
Maybe I should invest in a "wanted" ad.
WANTED
Non-smoking, intelligent, openminded, liberal with great teeth and a smile to show them off. Oh yea and be gay, or at least like boys..
Obviously practise does not make perfect.
I want to skip the dating part and just get married. Who's game?
In my dating history there has never been a "one think leads to another" moment. A typical date for me goes as such;
I over think it, get my hair cut, a new outfit and some kind of small gift. (overkill) Followed by a unsatisfactory dinner and some kind of activity, most of the time the activity is either highly recomended and never lives up to its review, Or isn't what I remembered. The date ususaly ends with me saying something horible and awkward as we part ways and I never get a call back. Maybe I have somekind of weird autism. haha. (see I laugh at my own jokes)
I have had a lot of practice and I don't get any better at it. What is really depressing is when I end up on a date with someone that is even worse at dating them me.
Maybe I should invest in a "wanted" ad.
WANTED
Non-smoking, intelligent, openminded, liberal with great teeth and a smile to show them off. Oh yea and be gay, or at least like boys..
Obviously practise does not make perfect.
I want to skip the dating part and just get married. Who's game?