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[browncorduroy]

listen ladies, take it from old mama rach. Nothing ends up how it does in the movies: If you throw a glass of water in some guy's face, he's just gonna pour a beer on you. Trust me, I smell like a bum now.

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[bfastofchamps]

actually, my friend did that to an ex boyfriend, and it worked out like it does in the movies. she just walked away triumphant.

[browncorduroy]

i think the guys that i'm dealing with must be less cinematic

[living_around]

hahahaha

[browncorduroy]

Frankly, I was incapacitated. If I had been in a better state the water would have made it down my gullet and not onto someone's face.

[dead_grass]

who threw a beer on you?!

[browncorduroy]

my live-in love, believe it or not! I mean, I should have known--- the setting was all wrong. I wasn't wearing high heels at some smokey restaurant, it wasn't in black and white--- I was just sitting next to him on the couch. Next time, I'll make sure the atmosphere is right.

[dead_grass]

is he still your live-in love?