I.S.L. (Inter-stellar-Launch)

Aug 06, 2004 18:02

i know i've already posted this one but i like having it to look at.

Don't you hate it when your like at a Dodger game or at the beach or some kinda real public thingy and all of a sudden you get this rumblim in your tummy and you think to your self "god damn i gatta take a monster shit" so you run your pathetic ass to the nearest "porta-potty" and look in and it's almost full and it smells like it but you don't care you can't hold it any longer, so you sit down and let one go and the fuckin shit water splashes up and hits your ass and gets all over your gooch but no you can't stop now you've already started and the next thing you know your fuckin asshole and gooch is covered in fuckin shit water. Good job!

not that it's ever happened to me or anything but i thought it would be a pretty shitty perdicament.

"The time has come" the walrus said "to talk of many things"
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