also the phrase "incompatible parts never stopped anyone!" was typed.

[brown_betty]

Supernatural:

So, I'm currently watching Supernatural, because I guess I just can't break up with it, but we're sort of in a sleeping on the couch trial-phase, so I'm watching 3.06 which is as far as I've gotten. And at the moment I'm watching the young lady who I guess is going to be the VotW wash her hair... or a guess she's washing her hair

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[brown_betty]

Heh. Yes, there is always that avenue, isn't there. "Mr. Wayne-- Bruce? I'm not complaining-- believe me, I'm not complaining-- but I had expected you to be a little harder to get."

Regarding Laurence, I had in mind something slightly more comic, with Jack, of course, game for anything, Temeraire keen for new experiences, and Laurence slightly unhinged by one thing too many to deal with.

[some_stars]

I mean, considering Laurence's reaction to Temeraire having sex with other dragons.... XD XD XD XD

God, I want this fic now. I DEMAND IT.

[brown_betty]

What I had so far:

Laurence: "It's worse than that, Jane, Temeraire fancies himself in love!"
Jane: "Don't worry yourself too much, it's a phase they go through when they're young. She'll lay her egg, and he'll get over her."
Laurence: "I only wish!"

And then we detoured into laying odds on canonical mpreg in the upcoming season.

(Eforpunction)

[some_stars]

The thing is, Jack MIGHT. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD GOD I LOVE TORCHWOOD SO RIDICULOUSLY.

[derryderrydown]

We've already sorta-had mpreg! In the first ep, Jack mentioned he'd been pregnant.

I kind of like the idea of Owen getting knocked up, though.

[brown_betty]

Well, yes, so we put the odds pretty high. And Holli thought that the Face of Boe probably laid eggs anyway.

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[hradzka]

The crewmen were cleaning Temeraire after his gory repast -- Temeraire had sulked and muttered dark imprecations about the lack of cooking, but the danger was too great to risk a fire -- when Laurence felt a presence behind him. He felt a moment of alarm, then remembered the stranger in the oddly-made greatcoat. "Captain Harkness?" he said

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[rubynye]

*falls over laughing* By God, you're awesome.

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[hradzka]

I... um, thank you. I didn't expect to write this, it turned out to be disturbingly easier than I'd expected. I am slightly alarmed by this.

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[petronelle]

I am hyperventilating with laughter. You win the internet.

Not least for Jane/Laurence pegging, but, oh, *beautiful.*

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[hradzka]

Hey, I don't *say* it's pegging. You can use your imagination. It's infinitely more perverse that way.

Which means I wrote something infinitely filthier than I intended, oh dear. But thanks!

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[buggery]

Why is it untitled? Don't you have a copy of Stars In My Pocket Like Grains of Sand?

In other comments:
You wrote m/m. Interspecies m/m, even. *You*.
BEHOLD THE POWER OF JOHN BARROWMAN!

Furthermore:
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[hradzka]

I actually don't. Confession: never been able to get much into Delany.

I think Captain Jack Harkness pretty much embodies the concept of slash. No matter where he is, in what kind of setting, if he's there you can be sure sex will happen. I don't think this is necessarily a good thing -- hey, I'm a genfic guy for a reason! -- but if you want something bawdy, he is pure gold.

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[odditycollector]

Eheehee! Beautiful!

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[hradzka]

Thank you!