There is both good and bad to having a stress fracture to your third metataursal.
In the good column: my doctor looks like Matt Lauer. Having Matt Lauer handle with your foot ever so gently and with much concern for your comfort is ... pleasant.
In the bad column:
I think I'll get the girls to bling it up.
In the good column: Darvacet
In the bad column: V has been driving me places. My blood pressure must be ridiculously high. Must remember the Darvacet BEFORE V drives.
I'm sure there's more, but the pizza is here.