Waffle Haiku
jhogan and neurogirl hosted a waffle extravaganza in San Francisco yesterday. I was inspired to write some waffle haiku!
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Fine ingredients
Oils, lipids, powders, and heat
The whole is greater
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Surface area
Cradles butter and syrup
Corrugated joy
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Yes! Carbohydrates
We have savory and sweet
You! Come and get it
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Waffles have feelings
They stare through their googly eyes
Pensive and tasty
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These won't help me fly
Should have cooked an aerofoil
Wings of sticky bread
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There was a fourth pig
He had the wolf for breakfast
Built a waffle house
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Waffles told me to
Body modification
Need bigger stomach
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Velociraptors
Bite my waffle with their teeth
Better it than me
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Fine ingredients
Oils, lipids, powders, and heat
The whole is greater
~
Surface area
Cradles butter and syrup
Corrugated joy
~
Yes! Carbohydrates
We have savory and sweet
You! Come and get it
~
Waffles have feelings
They stare through their googly eyes
Pensive and tasty
~
These won't help me fly
Should have cooked an aerofoil
Wings of sticky bread
~
There was a fourth pig
He had the wolf for breakfast
Built a waffle house
~
Waffles told me to
Body modification
Need bigger stomach
~
Velociraptors
Bite my waffle with their teeth
Better it than me
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