BECAUSE I FORGOT ABOUT THE WEEKEND MEMES

[kukucrazywild]

[You find yourself back in the Brofist Community Showers. There is soap supplied for you, towels, whatever. However, if you try to start washing yourself, you'll find you can't do it. WHY? WHO KNOWS IT'S BROFIST aka because i said so. If you look around, you'll see a large sign posted that says something along the lines of: No one is allowed to

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[bearmytorch]

[Kyle stands outside of the shower, staring at the sign. Does not... want to go in.]

[jizzesfire]

[Shoves Kyle inside]

[bearmytorch]

[LAWD SAVE MY ASS; stumbles in, still has a towel wrapped around his waist.]

[jizzesfire]

[Washes.

In hideous ways.]

[bearmytorch]

[Manly shriek. Runs away. Slips and falls.]

[jizzesfire]

[TAKES ADVANTAGE OF]

[bearmytorch]

WHAT THE F--- [... Dude.

Makes a >:( GL construct of a robot and throws it off >:( GETS OUT OF SHOWER FOREVER. NO BUENO FOR YOU TONIGHT.]

[jizzesfire]

[oh.

look who's behind you.]

[bearmytorch]

[LOOKS OVER HIS SHOULDER, Grr shoots a green laser from out of his ring at ... the green penis] Get away from me!!

[jizzesfire]

[WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU. YOU ARE GREEN LIKE HE IS.]

[bearmytorch]

What the hell do you want! [FFF, TRAPS IT IN A BOX AND GOES OVER TO THE CORNER, CROUCHING, SCARED AND CONFUSED]

[reallyiscrazy]

What's wrong Kyle? Don't like public showers?

[bearmytorch]

I always preferred the privacy of my own shower. But at least the public showers back home didn't require you to be washed by another... guy. [gestures towards the sign]

[reallyiscrazy]

Well actually, you could get washed by just anyone else. You just gotta find someone willing.

[bearmytorch]

Yeah, still not too crazy about that idea.

Can't I just whip up a construct?

[reallyiscrazy]

Don't know, you could try. But it might count as cheating.