PAY-PER-VIEW EPISODE 1: NAKED COOKING

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[ It's time for a fun cooking show! BUT ALL YOU GET IS A TINY APRON. ♥ There's a suspicious bottle of "dressing" open on each counter, next to clean grills. You must cook something, whether or not it tastes any good! IF YOU RESIST WE'LL PUT A LEASH ON YOU... this is all chat's fault ihuguys.

ALSO THE COOKING STUDIO IS INSIDE A SECRET FUCKING VOLCANO LAIR OKAY ALI!!!! ]