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LET'S GET DOWN AND DIRTY-CLEAN

Nov 01, 2009 13:43

WELCOME TO BROTWIT'S FIRST ANNUAL OR MONTHLY OR HELL EVEN DAILY CAR WASH FUNDRAISER

AS YOU ALL KNOW, BROFIST HAS BEEN UNDERGOING RENOVATIONS. WELL. GUESS WHAT. RENOVATIONS COST MONEY. MONEY THAT WE DON'T HAVE. SO WE'RE PUMPING UP THE WGBH/PBS FUNDRAISER EXCEPT

WE'RE MAKING IT R
OR PG-13
OR PG
OR G

WHICHEVER ONE WORKS. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU BRING ( Read more... )

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THE CAR WASH plznot33 November 1 2009, 17:56:44 UTC

[WHERE EVERYTHING HAPPENS. REQUESTS. NON-REQUESTS. LULZ. EVERYTHING!]

sitsonbenches November 1 2009, 18:02:25 UTC

Wish I had my car with me right now.

[ Just observing like a total creeper, yes. And his car is an old pink Cadillac for those interested. ]

plznot33 November 1 2009, 18:07:57 UTC

[And who are you observing, Abe? Surely not Danny in his white briefs-currently getting soaked-as he struggles to wash the roof of a Hummer.]

1/2 sitsonbenches November 1 2009, 18:14:06 UTC

[ Oh, of course not.

. . . ]

2/2 sitsonbenches November 1 2009, 18:14:46 UTC

[ It should be noted that he's slowly beginning to unzip his jumpsuit . . . ]

plznot33 November 1 2009, 18:20:37 UTC

[Danny wouldn't know. He's too busy reaching over the hood of the car. Trying to get some dirty spot on the other side.]

1/2 THIS IS NOW RATED "R." sitsonbenches November 1 2009, 18:33:46 UTC

[ Well, okay then. Abe continues unzipping it until his massive erection springs forth, pulsing with blazing need for a butt to fuck.

. . . Uho! And Danny's bending over now. Awesome. ]

2/2 sitsonbenches November 1 2009, 18:35:06 UTC

[ What comes next shouldn't be a surprise--he starts to spank the monkey, making tiny, pleased sounds all the while. ]

Mmn . . . nnhh . . .

Damn HTML code. geroogamesh November 1 2009, 18:12:09 UTC

[ And cue one ancient Sumerian King who just so happens to pull up in . . . this monstrosity.

What the hell is it? Well--it's another one of his many Noble Phantasms. Vimana, to be exact, the world's first ever flying machine! It's a pimpin' ride, too. The damned thing is covered in gold and emeralds. ]

Make sure you do a good job, mongrels.

brilliantbug November 1 2009, 18:21:32 UTC

[Have a bright blue six-legged vehicle with big gold windows land in front of the car wash. Blue Beetle gets out and looks around for a car washer.]

darkhours November 1 2009, 23:21:22 UTC

[CLANK. oops is she dinging against your car while trying to clean it?]

theawesometwin November 2 2009, 00:02:19 UTC

[He has no use for a car, but damn does he wish he had one now. Just. Watches.

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