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[brotundbier]

(( Hi, Discedo. ))

RRRAAAAHRRG BAAAHHH

((/FLIPS A TABLE ))

((Action; Discedo))
((For those of you who want to answer the video, sorry, you're not getting more than that, because Germany is now storming around Discedo, searching every apartment, HUNTING YOUR TABLES DOWN. Don't stop him. Really. HE HAS A VENGEANCE, AND FUCKERS YOUR TABLES WILL PAY

Comments

action; German always; bro y u do dis?

[aladyknight]

[SIGH.]

Westchen, what the fuck are you doing?

action; i do it because it is my quest

[brotundbier]

I'M FLIPPING THIS DISGRACE TO FURNITURE EVERYWHERE!!! ((He points at the kitchen table on its side.))

[aladyknight]

[Okay, fine. She has one question.]

Why?

[brotundbier]

Look at it!!

((he gestures to the table.)) You know what's wrong with this picture?! ((BECAUSE CLEARLY THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG.))

[aladyknight]

You flipped it.

[Yes, something is wrong. You're craycray, bro.]

[brotundbier]

NO! That's what's right about it. Look at this table. It has FOUR legs. Do you know why that's bad? Because it creates an unstable surface. ALL TABLES ARE DOOMED TO WIGGLE AND IT'S ANNOYING

[aladyknight]

Calm the fuck down.

[brotundbier]

Not on my life!!

[aladyknight]

Then don't let the stress kill you.

[Whatever, bro. She's just going to shuffle back to bed, stopping at her doorway to look back at him.]

Oh, and don't start any fights you can't finish. You'll never know who was really attached to their table.

[brotundbier]

Certainly. ((salutes)) I'll be back before nightfall.