At Joan's apartment building

[brotheroftucker]

OMG, I am sooo excited! I just found the building yay! I didn't even need a map too much! Only a few times! It was like i used my jedi powers!

Oh I can't wait to party! This is going to be sooo much fun!

*knocks on the apartment door and is close to bouncing while waiting*

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[_eva_c]

*walks back in carrying a hideously tacky big shiny gold wrestling belt*

*takes it over to Joan and Astraeia*

See? Tacky! And it weighs a lot, too.

[joan_the_slayer]

Yeah, I swear, it's even uglier than I thought it was. Ooh, you gotta try it on! Eva, the champ!

[_eva_c]

*laughs*

You're kidding, right? It'll clash with my outfit! Hell, I don't even think Oscar De La Hoya could make this thing look good...

*unclasps the belt*

I think it's too big, too. Oh fine, I'll put it on to amuse y'all...

*puts the belt around her waist and clasps it*

Oh yeah, definitely too big! Huh, so is this what a champion feels like?

*grins at Joan*

Care to arm-wrestle me for it?

[joan_the_slayer]

It's so you!

*Laughs and wonders if Eva knows she has superstrength.*

Hee, sure I will! Just think how cool that would look on Yuffie!

*Goes to the kitchen table, moves some of the snacks out of the way, and props her elbow on the table.*

[_eva_c]

*laughs and sits across from Joan*

*adjusts the belt*

Lord, but this thing is awkward!

*props her elbow on the table and clasps Joan's hand*

Ok, but no cheating now. I know how much you want this belt....

*grins*

On the count of three?

[joan_the_slayer]

Okay. One, two, three...

*Gasps when Eva instantly slams her arm back onto the table.*

Whoa, you're wicked strong! Not a whole lot of people can win an arm wrestle with me. Guess that's why you weren't so freaked out about fighting the demons, huh?

[_eva_c]

*looks shocked and lets go of Joan's hand*

Holy hell! Are you sure you didn't let me win so I wouldn't make you keep the belt? 'Cause I'm not that strong!

*looks at her arm, flexing it a bit*

It felt like you weren't even trying, and I know you've gotta be stronger than me, you threw that demon over the railing by yourself!

[joan_the_slayer]

Well, yeah, I have slayer strength, I was just joking around.

*Goes to the refrigerator and tips it up on one side without much effort.*

Okay, nothing wrong with my strength. You try it.

[_eva_c]

Whoa, see? I don't think I can do that.

*goes over to the fridge and tries to tip it like Joan did*

*looks over at her when she can barely move it*

You did let me win!

*laughs*

I wouldn't have made you keep the ugly thing, you know.

[joan_the_slayer]

I really didn't let you win!

*Gets a sudden realization.*

Omigod, maybe it's the belt! Makes you super strong or something?

[_eva_c]

Nuh uh, you think?

*looks down at the belt*

So then how come I can't move the fridge like you can?

[joan_the_slayer]

Uh...I dunno. Maybe it only works in a competition?

[_eva_c]

Hmm, that could be. I'd say you could try and hit me, but um, that would hurt if we're wrong.

[joan_the_slayer]

*Goes to try to knock Eva's legs out from under her, but Eva blocks, kicks out, and knocks her to the floor.*

Okay, that sure wasn't me letting you win.

*Gets up and brushes herself off.*

And don't worry, bruises heal real fast on me.