Of Cats and Christ
Here I am sitting at school looking at funny pictures of cats on the internet, (OH YES SHOW THAT OTHER CAT YOUR POKEYMANS THAT IS FUNNY!!!!) when Amelia's roommate walks by (you know, the one whose name I don't know and who is taller than me and therefore frightens me ) and waves hello to me. I do not want anybody to know that I do not have anything more important to do than look at pictures of cats on the internet (OH YES LONGCAT YOU ARE INDEED LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG) so I tried to hide my face behind other various parts of my body, to no avail. "Hi," she said, at which point I pulled my legs from over top of my head and returned to my proper right-side-up position in the chair and responded "Uh," and trying to hide the computer screen (OH MY WORD THAT IS NOT A CRAZY CAT THAT IS KRAZY KAT THE COMIC STRIP HEROINE BEING HIT WITH A BRICK).().
"Buh!" she responded, "We're having a show at our apartment on Friday." I remembered Amelia putting up one of them myspace bulletins with links to each band's myspace which I checked out in order to more knowledgably mock them. "OH YES" I said "One of them is a Christian rock band!" I smiled because there is an unwritten rule that says if you are a Christian Rock Band then you are inherenly horrible and should die. (Remember: Bob Dylan was at his shittiest when he was a Christian for a few weeks).
"Oh, you read their About Me?" She said. "Well, he's not that bad he is actually a very good friend of mine do not hold that against him."
"Too bad!" I said, "I am going to hold that against him!" and then turned back to my computer to keep looking at pictures (OH YES U R IN MY GUTTER BLOCKIN MAH DRAINAGE!!!!!!)
"Buh!" she responded, "We're having a show at our apartment on Friday." I remembered Amelia putting up one of them myspace bulletins with links to each band's myspace which I checked out in order to more knowledgably mock them. "OH YES" I said "One of them is a Christian rock band!" I smiled because there is an unwritten rule that says if you are a Christian Rock Band then you are inherenly horrible and should die. (Remember: Bob Dylan was at his shittiest when he was a Christian for a few weeks).
"Oh, you read their About Me?" She said. "Well, he's not that bad he is actually a very good friend of mine do not hold that against him."
"Too bad!" I said, "I am going to hold that against him!" and then turned back to my computer to keep looking at pictures (OH YES U R IN MY GUTTER BLOCKIN MAH DRAINAGE!!!!!!)