Writer's Block: What is your name?

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Funny you should ask that. My parents explained that they were considering two names for me. The first was Adam, and the second was the one they gave me. Mind you they chose the second because they didn't want to duplicate any name in the family. After the fact they discovered that my father had a relative with the same first name who had a bastard child who's first name was the same as my middle name. What's worse is thet they chose non-standard spellings so that I have never had my first name spelled correctly the first time on any document. Oh and one final note I have never heard of any relative named Adam.

So the answer is Adam Victor would be my first and middle name if I'd had a vote.
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