Topic Forty-One: Who has had the most influence on your life?
Who has had the most influence on your life?
My mother. When I was still a growing lad, my mother tried to steer me on the right path. Don't eat grass, Pierce. Don't swallow your tongue. Toothpicks don't belong up your penis. Be careful, Pierce, there's a ditch. Don't walk into manholes. She always wanted the best for me. She wanted me to succeed, and I have.
Even today, she still calls me up and reminds me to dress warmly. To use protection. Dear God, Pierce, use protection. Use protection. I know you like to get into bed with anything on two legs, but you never knows where the bloke's been.
Dear old mum.
-Pierce Brosnan
Word Count: 105
My mother. When I was still a growing lad, my mother tried to steer me on the right path. Don't eat grass, Pierce. Don't swallow your tongue. Toothpicks don't belong up your penis. Be careful, Pierce, there's a ditch. Don't walk into manholes. She always wanted the best for me. She wanted me to succeed, and I have.
Even today, she still calls me up and reminds me to dress warmly. To use protection. Dear God, Pierce, use protection. Use protection. I know you like to get into bed with anything on two legs, but you never knows where the bloke's been.
Dear old mum.
-Pierce Brosnan
Word Count: 105