Topic Thirty-Two: What is your weapon of choice?

Jul 30, 2004 15:20

What is your weapon of choice?

My stunning intellect. My rapier wit.

My cock.

What would I need to defend myself from? Muggers? Rapists? Can't rape the willing, mate. If I offer you a blowjob, it's not rape. Kind of frustrates them. Then I can bite their balls off and call the police.

Mm...police. I wonder how much begging it'd take before one of them would fuck me with their nightstick. Or those oversized flashlights some carry around.

While wearing riot gear.

Scrap that. My weapon of choice is my kinks. They scare people but usually get me what I want, and isn't that what weapons are for?

-Pierce Brosnan
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