Well, it's over

[brosnan]

Tendered in my resignation yesterday and it's just hitting the papers. I don't like negotiation, dammit. I don't need any more reminders that I'm getting older and that I'm not as flexible as I used to be. The only time I like to hear about my body and what I can do with it is when I'm between two men and they're trying to figure out how to do it

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[peter_weps_ince]

I'm getting older and that I'm not as flexible as I used to be. Oh, I dunno - you were pretty flexible the other week as I recall...

[brosnan]

Oh, you just made my day, Weps. *kisses*

[peter_weps_ince]

*kisses you back and gropes your ass*

[brosnan]

*wiggles said ass*

[peter_weps_ince]

See? How much flexibility does a guy need?

[brosnan]

To do a backflip off a submerine?

[peter_weps_ince]

*grins and bites your neck*

Okay... good point. But remember you're talkin' to a Weapons Officer - wouldn't have minded seein' you do a backflip off my submarine...

[brosnan]

Would you have saved me from drowing?

[peter_weps_ince]

Oh yeah... I'd have given you mouth-to mouth

[brosnan]

Uh huh. And to do that, you'd have to be on top of me, yes?

[peter_weps_ince]

Well... most CPR trainers agree that it's the most effective position.

[brosnan]

Right on top of me? *halo*

[peter_weps_ince]

*smiles, licks up side of Pierce's neck*

Well no, not strictly. Not if you have a problem with that...

[brosnan]

Problem? Me?

Just making a fantasy. ;)

[peter_weps_ince]

*sighs*

Just a fantasy? Shame... thought we were headin' somewhere...

[brosnan]

*grabs him by the belt*

You ain't going nowhere, pardner. You're gonna fuck me.