Gay Greys and G...extra
Never go out to a club with just one person, especially if you want to dance.
If you (a gay man) and your friend (another gay man) go together, one of you will hook up, thus leaving the other one alone to fend for himself.
This is why you always go with two people, the chances of two people in one group of friends picking up is slim.
Or a girl. If you pick up, girls are just happy for you because they think it's cute.
Also, I've been watching a LOT of Grey's Anatomy recently, and I've figured out the secrets to writing Grey's dialogue:
1. Repeat words. A lot. Especially in the same conversation.
2. Have characters TELL and not SHOW their emotions and motivations.
3. Everyone talks about themselves.
4. Have characters recap everything that's happened with them in the episode every time they talk with another character.
01. Put your music player on shuffle
02. The first lines of twenty songs = a poem; the first line of the twenty-first song is the title
COME. COME INSIDE.
Breathe it in and breathe it out,
Here and now, let's get this straight.
The politics of our beautiful kind of love,
I'm always swimming against the flow of the tide.
I get a little bit ambitious.
I'm not ready for this.
I've tried hard to mend my wicked ways.
Yo, hey, what's happening dude?
I've got my eye on you, boy
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
Half past twelve and I'm watching the late show in my flat all alone
There's a little place in the middle of the city
Who can take the sunshine, sprinkle it with dew?
Deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper
I keep on looking through the window again
Don't talk like, like you're nineteen
I saw you walk into the store
It's me again, yes, how did you guess
Heaven please, I have fallen
Love. Love will keep us together.
If you (a gay man) and your friend (another gay man) go together, one of you will hook up, thus leaving the other one alone to fend for himself.
This is why you always go with two people, the chances of two people in one group of friends picking up is slim.
Or a girl. If you pick up, girls are just happy for you because they think it's cute.
Also, I've been watching a LOT of Grey's Anatomy recently, and I've figured out the secrets to writing Grey's dialogue:
1. Repeat words. A lot. Especially in the same conversation.
2. Have characters TELL and not SHOW their emotions and motivations.
3. Everyone talks about themselves.
4. Have characters recap everything that's happened with them in the episode every time they talk with another character.
01. Put your music player on shuffle
02. The first lines of twenty songs = a poem; the first line of the twenty-first song is the title
COME. COME INSIDE.
Breathe it in and breathe it out,
Here and now, let's get this straight.
The politics of our beautiful kind of love,
I'm always swimming against the flow of the tide.
I get a little bit ambitious.
I'm not ready for this.
I've tried hard to mend my wicked ways.
Yo, hey, what's happening dude?
I've got my eye on you, boy
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
Half past twelve and I'm watching the late show in my flat all alone
There's a little place in the middle of the city
Who can take the sunshine, sprinkle it with dew?
Deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper
I keep on looking through the window again
Don't talk like, like you're nineteen
I saw you walk into the store
It's me again, yes, how did you guess
Heaven please, I have fallen
Love. Love will keep us together.