So after discovering the atrocity that is
cakefarts (totally NOT worksafe), I also found this blog through another livejoural user. It's called
The Blank Top Chronicles, and it's probably best summed up with its own tagline:
The world is full of crazy, stupid assholes. And every single one of them calls my company when they need a taxi.
I've read lots of these dialogues between dispatcher and potential/past customers. Though lots of them are variations of the same theme, it still cracks my shit up, reminding me of the good ol'days of "customer" "service."
But
THIS ONE is by far my favourite. As it's just so crazy.