People I'd Like To Thank From Last Night:
I would love to thank the family of like 20 that was all over the top of the stairs at Wellesley station when I tried to exit from my Southbound excursion. And thank you for not moving. It's not like teaching your kids to be polite will help them later on in life or anything.*
*Only one child got out of my way. And that was because I could have eaten her.**
**I don't know why that needed an asterisk. It's not like there was any other text separating the two thoughts.
*Only one child got out of my way. And that was because I could have eaten her.**
**I don't know why that needed an asterisk. It's not like there was any other text separating the two thoughts.