I don't think that's what happened...

[brosia]

The best part about vacation is that's the only time I really get any reading done. Continuing reading Joe Orton's diaries, which includes a friend of his describing the story of Cain and Abel:

It seems that Cain was having trouble with Abel and Abel threatened to tell his father.
So Cain walloped the bastard.
Quite right too.
Cunt.

Take that to your Bible study!