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I kind of wish real life were like American Queer As Folk. Because then the only kind of sentences I would hear would fall into one of the following ten categories:
1. Bad puns - mostly about sex.
2. Spoken subtext.
3. A comment on how much we're happy we're not lesbians.
4. The name of a celebrity.
5. Statements about how much homophobia sucks.
6. Comments about how gay I am.
7. Yelling.
8. The word "Fuck", or some variation thereof.
9. Comments on how wonderful/awful Brian is.
10. Comments betraying how selfish I am.
1. Bad puns - mostly about sex.
2. Spoken subtext.
3. A comment on how much we're happy we're not lesbians.
4. The name of a celebrity.
5. Statements about how much homophobia sucks.
6. Comments about how gay I am.
7. Yelling.
8. The word "Fuck", or some variation thereof.
9. Comments on how wonderful/awful Brian is.
10. Comments betraying how selfish I am.