Damn it feels good to be a gangster
or is it "gangsta"?
This is day 6 of the whole fuck the internet. Its almost like quitting smoking so far where at first Im like itching to get on all the time but then after a few days it starts to wan. Livejournal is being my nicotine patch of sorts, of course.
Last night I bit a chunk out of my tongue. I really wish I had a cool story to go with it. Maybe something like how some soccer mom with hypersexual tendencies bit a pencil eraser sized chunk out of my tongue during a rather knock-down-drag-out bout of choke sex. In reality, it happened while eating pizza. See what Im saying. Thats definitely not as exciting. Choke sex is an incredibly exciting and interesting turn that you could throw into almost any story and make it just so much better. For example:
without choke sex: In line at the post office, this girl kept giving me strange looks. When confronted about it, by pointing out that I was curious as to what could be so interesting, she scoffed and kept her eyes to herself the rest of the wait.
with choke sex: In line at the post office, this girl kept giving me these strange looks. When confronted about it, by pointing out that I was curious as to what could be so interesting, she invited me back to her place and asked me to choke her during sex.
Do you see what Im getting at here? Granted, that works for almost any sexual perversion. Be it footjobs, boob effing, throat effing, spanking, getting slapped around, or choke sex. Throw in any commonly practiced yet uncommonly discussed sexual thing and a story gets infinitely better.
Maybe Ive gone too far on that. Im definitely not deleting it now. I suppose there should be a disclaimer about how I don't condone nor condemn such activities. On the contrary, I believe people should do whatever and video tape it so I can at least see. I mean, how else is anyone going to learn?
If you're bothered by that perversion/choke sex bit, bummer. We're just REAL TALKing. Duncan can back me up on the cruciality of REAL TALK.
okay yeah, sleep time.
EDIT: In order to keep from leaving this as my creepiest entry ever, I will mention that i totally got Human Giant Season 1 and The complete series of Mr. Show on DVD for 45 bucks a little while ago. so this weekend will be all..
This is day 6 of the whole fuck the internet. Its almost like quitting smoking so far where at first Im like itching to get on all the time but then after a few days it starts to wan. Livejournal is being my nicotine patch of sorts, of course.
Last night I bit a chunk out of my tongue. I really wish I had a cool story to go with it. Maybe something like how some soccer mom with hypersexual tendencies bit a pencil eraser sized chunk out of my tongue during a rather knock-down-drag-out bout of choke sex. In reality, it happened while eating pizza. See what Im saying. Thats definitely not as exciting. Choke sex is an incredibly exciting and interesting turn that you could throw into almost any story and make it just so much better. For example:
without choke sex: In line at the post office, this girl kept giving me strange looks. When confronted about it, by pointing out that I was curious as to what could be so interesting, she scoffed and kept her eyes to herself the rest of the wait.
with choke sex: In line at the post office, this girl kept giving me these strange looks. When confronted about it, by pointing out that I was curious as to what could be so interesting, she invited me back to her place and asked me to choke her during sex.
Do you see what Im getting at here? Granted, that works for almost any sexual perversion. Be it footjobs, boob effing, throat effing, spanking, getting slapped around, or choke sex. Throw in any commonly practiced yet uncommonly discussed sexual thing and a story gets infinitely better.
Maybe Ive gone too far on that. Im definitely not deleting it now. I suppose there should be a disclaimer about how I don't condone nor condemn such activities. On the contrary, I believe people should do whatever and video tape it so I can at least see. I mean, how else is anyone going to learn?
If you're bothered by that perversion/choke sex bit, bummer. We're just REAL TALKing. Duncan can back me up on the cruciality of REAL TALK.
okay yeah, sleep time.
EDIT: In order to keep from leaving this as my creepiest entry ever, I will mention that i totally got Human Giant Season 1 and The complete series of Mr. Show on DVD for 45 bucks a little while ago. so this weekend will be all..