Apr 03, 2011 22:32
You kids who broke out during the trip are in so much shit that you're all going to be shoveling yourself out of all the Unicorn crap that I am making you shovel until the school year is over.
Since I vouched for the school for this trip, my punishment is on top of all the other teachers punishments. If anyone complains, I will hang you from your ankles in the Great Hall and throw tomatoes at you. And before you all cry that you can't do that, I wrote the School Governors and got it all approved.
rules are for breaking,
kids are s-m-r-t,
banned for life,
the whistle makes me god,
what standards?