when the going gets tuff, the tuff gets going

Mar 21, 2004 21:55

let me take you down cus i'm going to...

my weekend summed up in a series of:

qoutes:
alec: "styx rocks"

mike: "brooks, what would i do without you?"
me: "woa! i was just thinking, what would i do without myself!"

eli: (from the car window) hey you!, yeah thats right, you look funny!"
me: (also from car window) hey you! CUNT FUCK!"

me: "holy crap! my silver paint pen smells so good!"

me: (after a guy who works at a porn shop steps out and stares at me cus im yellin shit) yeah that right, you sick fuck, you work in a porn shop cus no one ever loves you, every night you cry yourself to sleep!"

lessons i learned:
gummy bears dont stick to car windows, even if your driving 50 mph.

even for $10 you cant get anyone to go into a adult book store
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