Wear lumps

[brooklyngorilla]

today was met with criticism on both sides. i did nothing. and yet i found both an advertizing slogan generator, and a proverb generator. i laughed like a good boy. sit booboo sit. good dog. i would kick back my heels and say"ahh, to be young again" but alas, unfortunately, im to old for such a thing. hmm. listen to radiohead. i've decided to start an early career in helping other people have fun, cuz they're not smart enough to figure it out themselves. in return, they give me all their money. its win freakin win.

family guy*sigh**with a tear*

"a bird in the hand is worth two in the face"