great googly moogly!

Dec 04, 2008 22:14

So, I think I've made a post like this once before, and I'm sure a lot of you are going to say "well, duh!" but:

I have ENORMOUS BREASTS! I went to an upscale lingerie store this evening and was fitted for their bras by a very charming and talkative lady. I am now relatively convinced that their measurements are correct and I've been wearing the wrong bra size all along (once again! damn it!). My first measured bra size: 36C. The last time this happened: 34DD. And now: 32G!!!!!! Sweet baby jesus. These cups could easily eat rosesinhereyes's face. Or my face! But my two expensive new bras do fit a whole lot better.

The charming lady told me that my new bras would feel great, but they also might make it harder for me to see my belly button. She's right.

hormones, the world is strange

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