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My LiveJournal Sitcombrookie03's sandwich (FOX, 6:30): brookie03 (Lucille Ball) tells a joke that offends megan_rilee (Sean Hayes). The week after, ninechances (Jill Hennessy) claims to be heaty (Liam Neeson) in a job interview. Meanwhile, l3rokentears (Jerry Lewis) causes problems at work when a file from sweetjazzguy (Bebe Neuwirth) has a virus. Then, micahgnu (Christian Bale) can't find ejay364 (Michelle Pfeiffer)'s unicycle and pretends it was never missing. That weekend, chromeowns (Andy Garcia) and princeendo (Colin Farrell) sneak a stereo into a playground. Also, brolly (Rob Schneider) bites urknight (Jessica Biel). The week after, griff411 (Charlie Sheen) bakes 500 cookies for a bake sale, but urknight (Jessica Biel) eats them all. brookie03 (Lucille Ball) cleans whit528g (John Stamos)'s apartment and ruins the armchair. Upstairs, robsta (Jeri Ryan) accidentally breaks aimeel0u (Kate Winslet)'s pocketwatch. Nearby, vicious_machine (Michelle Yeoh) and romanticflair (Brad Pitt) don't believe in quantum mechanics. Later that day, umd_guru (Valerie Bertinelli) teaches micahgnu (Christian Bale) about secular humanism. That night, chromeowns (Andy Garcia) lets local57liz (Glenn Close) borrow a pillow to impress a professor. The week after, sweetjazzguy (Bebe Neuwirth) makes lots of money playing guitar on the street and makes sunshine329 (Michael Douglas) jealous. Insanity ensues.What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)