Nov 12, 2004 20:42
Story of a "friend" I guess you could call him.
..::We had to change the names. So the "mexigger" wont cap-our-ass.
DISCOthebutcher:
he lived in nebraska with his parents and two sisters, then his grandmother became ill so he had to move out to the farm to help out his grandpa, but he couldnt detassle the corn well enough.. he complained alot about it chapping his hands.. so his grandpa kicked him out because they thought he was a pain, so he moved in with his uncle in Napanee, and BOB cried alot because he missed his grandma, so his uncle got pissed and beat the shit out of him, and he started crying so his uncle called him a pussy and kicked him out. poor BOB then had nowhere else to go but goodwill, i mean come on.. the kid needed some clothes, his started to smell and no metrosexual man likes smelly clothes. so he walked into goodwill and went straight to the sweater section, there saw a mexigger, a REAL LIVE mexigger, the mexigger was actually pretty nice and when he saw jeremy he said "SHIT BOY GONNA GET YOU SOME NEW RAGS" so he bought "gangster" clothes... but the problem was BOB still had nowhere to go, so he was walking down the street and thats when ALVIN drove by and adopted him.