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[broody_manpire]

Dear Santa (yeah, yeah I know I'm late),

Only want one thing.

Make me human for an hour so I can take my white ass to Bora Bora.

Love,

Angel

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[cordys_bitch]

Dad--

I know this is a bad time and all, but something happened...

Mom is back. I guess wishes come true I don't know. it's kind of screwed up because the Riley's no longer remember me. It's like some cosmic trade off.

So, you want me to go to Bora Bora for you?

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[broody_manpire]

Son~

Mom is back. As in Darla? Man life is getting more exciting by the minute, I can hardly stand it. I'm glad if you wished for her return she's back, just be careful and don't hesitate to come to me for help.

Bora Bora what? No need to go anywhere, thanks for the offer though Son.

Love,

Dad

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[cordys_bitch]

Dad--

Well...yeah, who else would I mean by Mom? Please don't say Cordy. Yeah, I know, and well I don't know it just happened. We can talk about it more later.

Okay. If you change your mind I'll go drag her back home or at least knock the guy out for you.

Call me if you want to get drunk or go hunting later.

Love,

Connor

P.S. Can Mom and I move into the hotel for awhile? We were at a regular hotel until I could talk to you and well I don't have a home with the Riley's or a place at Stanford anymore...

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[broody_manpire]

Move into the hotel for a while. Sure. Why not. Why don't you have a home with the Riley's or Stanford? What's going on? Why is it no one tells me anything anymore. Bora Bora. Darla's back. You've been kicked out of Stanford, what next? Are you going to tell me Darla's pregnant with another one of my love children?

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[cordys_bitch]

I don't know! I wrote that letter about Mom and wishing I could spend time with my families and then she calls and says she is back. I bolted from the Riley's to pick her up in, you guessed it, the alley I was born in, and when I called home to tell Mom and Dad that I had an emergency, Dad informs me I have the wrong number. That they never had a son named Connor.

I thought maybe it was some twisted joke so I called this morning to check at Stanford about when classes start back up and they tell me there is no Connor Riley registered there and that I don't exist. My best guess is when Mom came back, the deal you made completely fell through or well Wolfram and Hart nullified it because you did that mutiny thing.

You sure you don't want me to go to Bora Bora? It would be less confusing to drag Faith back home than to try and make sense of what is going on with my life now.

Oh and Mom is pregnat with twins. Kidding.

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[broody_manpire]

Twins? You are so lucky you are my flesh and blood otherwise that joke? Could have been taken the wrong way and you might be dead right now. I'm sorry about all the confusion, I'll look into it first thing after my visit with Buffy.

I'm hoping you bringing your Mom back will be good for you, Darla has a tendancy to not love things even if they belong to her.

No, no need to go to Bora Bora. I'm sure Faith is just off on one of her romps, she'll be back. She always comes back, right?

Let me know if the two of you need anything, I'll get it set up right away.

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[cordys_bitch]

I almost went with triplets but it felt like over kill. It's not your fault that everything comes at a price.

She...she loves me. I'll explain more later. I know you have other stuff to deal with.

Yeah, of course she will. Besides he's like my age. I doubt she'd stay with him for too long anyway. He's probably obnoxious and stuff. I'll be happy to put sugar in his jet's gas tank when they get back though. Just say the word.

Thanks Dad, and ditto, let me know if I can help.