Two awesome things, in order of awesomeness:
1) My fiancee,
Linguafranca.
2) Shmanbot - which is what would happen if Green Jello/y was a prog-rock band. As much as I loathe Myspace, see
here for samples. Of course, they need to do a cover of
The Finahwl Cahntdahn before they have a chance of winning a Grammy, but that is another story.