Open post: Jammified Death and Unusual Suspects.
*hasn't had a proper open post in, oh, one year and eleven days, so this is as good an excuse as any. In short: there is, on the floor of the main room of the Mansion, a sizeable pile of jam jars. On a couch, with a book, is a Maglor, vaguely waiting for someone to claim it, and/or an errant brother to throw things at*