As I told Dick, memes are very strange things.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June I gave
reallyiscrazy a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In November I gave
failing_civics a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In July I put gum in
capt_jordan's hair (-12 points). Last Sunday I pulled over and changed
tiniestassassin's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-652 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
broodingbat