"Silly Old Bear"
Thirteen Random Things
1. Right now, this glass of white port is my best friend. If you're one of my best friends in real life, I just want you to know you've been replaced by this glass of white port. So...sucks to suck.
2. One of the things I love most about my cat is when we're playing and she nips at me a couple times, then licks the spot like she's all "Oh, I'm so sorry about your owie. I make it better?"
3. I have a desire to watch Monster starring Charlize Theron. Which is really weird, because that's not usually a movie you have a desire to watch.
4. Other things that are amazing: peanut butter and jelly toast.
5. Or just a few spoonfuls of grape jelly, because delicious.
6. I want pizza.
7. There's this scene in "How I Met Your Mother" that makes me want to go on a date so bad. It's the scene where Ted takes Stella on the 2 minute date. WHERE IS MY 2 MINUTE DATE THAT IS CUTE AND FLIRTY AND FUN?!
8. I also want a donut. Or sushi. Or a roast beef sandwich. Maybe potstickers.
9. Good Lord, am I pregnant?
10. I'm going to be the oldest person sans child at the Winnie the Pooh movie, I guarantee you. And I'll probably be the oldest person to cry during it.
11. Fun random fact: I have a Winnie the Pooh stuffed bear that I got when I was one, that I still sleep with to this day. At this point it's less about comfort and more about the physical support I get when I lay on top of him.
12. Well, that sounds dirty.
13. Seriously, where's that pizza?
Bonus 14. Make sure it's pepperoni.