oo2. a riot soon began;

Jun 06, 2010 00:38

I have found that alcohol tends to make movement... awkward in mortals. Limbs do not behave as they should. Legs lose their support.

Why, then... Why do an alarmingly high number of men, after drinking too much, decide it is a good idea to wage war with me? The act lacks logic in all areas of importance. Firstly, I have done nothing nor have nothing that would be of use to them. Secondly, I am quite sober--my aim and muscle control are indeed my own. Lastly, and I do not mean to boast, by build alone I have the advantage.

Why, then, does alcohol make me a target?

I can find no sense in it.

the automaton is perplexed, observing humanity at its finest, suitably awkward exploits

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