a brand new pig with the same old pig tendencies.

[bronxbomber103]

issue shaved his french-canadian mustache.
issue took a shower...or so his away message said.
issue got a hair cut.
issue got a girl. her name is molly. she is literally a girl.
issue got razer burn.
issue talked to molly until 5:30 in the morning.
issue talked about "secret stuff".
issue got tired.
issue played basketball.
issue got roasted by me.
issue got more tired.
issue played 2k2 with craig and i.
issue allowed me to mastermind a great comeback against him and craig.
issue let me dominate another half of play against them.
issue was still tired.
issue left.
issue is found online a few hours later.
issue says he napped.
issue is not believed by his colleagues.
issue says he has to go.
issue stops talking to the big 3 but remains online for a significant amount of time.
issue is not believed by his colleages.

but at least issue took a shower...or so his away message said.