please do not make fun of me
i accidentally shaved a 1.5"x4" bald spot in the back of my head. it was a complete accident. i just bought clippers this weekend and shaved my beard off into a mustache and sideburns and it had a really long gate on it so i could use it to trim the sides and back of my head to like a little over an inch long but all even. so i was doing that and i wanted to trim the fuzz on the back of my neck so i took the gate off and was trimming in an orderly fashion and i slipped on the floor and my arm shot up and chopped a big rectangular bald spot out of the back. i look like a meth addict but i think im starting to get over it already. i just dont want to look like a complete fucking douchebag but since i already have a mustache, this can only work even further against me. oh bother.