[INCEPTION] Fic: Picking out our eyes by coal and candlelight (Arthur/Eames, Cobb/Mal) R.

[bronson]

Picking out our eyes by coal and candlelight
Arthur/Eames, Cobb/Mal
Harry Potter AU. For the inception_kink prompt: "Cobb - James, Arthur - Remus, Eames - Sirius, Yusuf - Peter, Ariadne - Lily, Saito..... Tom Riddle?? idek." Set pre-War, with Mal as Lily instead of Ariadne, and Nash as Saito instead of Yusuf. Warning: Character death. (Because, yes, Cobb is

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[fermine]

There is nothing to say that hasn't already been said.

[bronson]

word to yo motha. <3

[fermine]

shut your whore mouth.

[bronson]

T_T

[fermine]

shhh.

[bronson]

just come.

[fermine]

harder.

[fermine]

I take comfort in the fact that James Potter will eventually defeat the Dark Lord Saito, but then again people will die, and so will Eames, and Arthur will probably marry Ariadne and they will both die, and I take solace in the delusion that their souls (A&E's) will meet in Wizard limbo where there will be fruit punch served by the bowlfuls and bad, techno music. ;_;

I grew up reading HP and I already told you about how much fun I had with it in my old school (lulz Catholic upbringing and nuns all around trying to repress us D:) so I was a bit emotional and even called you (even though you thought I was choking on a frog/laughing) after reading parts of it. It is that good. You are terrific at this. And I'm not just saying that because you're my "friend". Note the quotation marks.

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU JAMES POTTER COBB. I WILL STAND BY YOU TILL THE END.

[bronson]

the quotation marks mock me. is this because i don't ship us in public. :(

♥

[fermine]

I just read the a/n. you called me a ho. when i am monogamous and keep it private. what the bloody fak. D:

also: yes.

hearts? ha bloody ha.

[bronson]

D: smoke screening, babe. it's how polygamists cover their tracks.

[fermine]

i hate you. ):