There's a hobo in my room.
Rob works next door to a dollar store, so when he heard that I had a terrible day yesterday, he decided to stop there on his way home last night to pick up a bag of gummi worms for me. However, they didn't have any gummy candies at all.
But! He got me a big bag of taffy instead, and it's the coolest taffy in the world! Each piece has a picture of its flavor in the middle. Seeeee:
Check it out, there's a coffee taffy, a strawberry taffy, and a candy corn taffy. However, I was more than a little stumped when I found these:
I haven't been brave enough to try one yet, but Rob and I came up with several theories about them -
1. We'll finally be able to figure out if humans taste like chicken.
2. This candy company was in competition with Keebler and knocked off a few of the elves.
3. "Don't eat taffy between meals, Johnny, or it will STARE AT YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP. STAAAAAARE. STAAAAAAAAARE."
Hooray for creepy dollar store taffy!
But! He got me a big bag of taffy instead, and it's the coolest taffy in the world! Each piece has a picture of its flavor in the middle. Seeeee:
Check it out, there's a coffee taffy, a strawberry taffy, and a candy corn taffy. However, I was more than a little stumped when I found these:
I haven't been brave enough to try one yet, but Rob and I came up with several theories about them -
1. We'll finally be able to figure out if humans taste like chicken.
2. This candy company was in competition with Keebler and knocked off a few of the elves.
3. "Don't eat taffy between meals, Johnny, or it will STARE AT YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP. STAAAAAARE. STAAAAAAAAARE."
Hooray for creepy dollar store taffy!