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I’m writing this to inform you all that this is my last day. I have chosen a new path in life & will be joining a vegan farming collective/space cult this coming month. I will be selling off all my worldly goods next week before I move to the compound, and donating all my money to my new lord, the Space God FBihdpwhfbjr. Thank you all for a wonderful time here, and I hope you have a positive enlightenment when the Planet Pluto returns to exact it’s firey revenge on all who called it a meteor.
High Priestest Shiney StarPower (Formerly, Bronica DeCarlo)
p.S. Anyone know a quick way to get rid of tattoos? I’ve heard Sulphiric Acid works well.
5 minutes ago, one of the scientists asked if it was serious or for April Fools? I answered " Of course it's a joke, I could never be vegan!"
Oh scientists. Brilliant but clueless.
High Priestest Shiney StarPower (Formerly, Bronica DeCarlo)
p.S. Anyone know a quick way to get rid of tattoos? I’ve heard Sulphiric Acid works well.
5 minutes ago, one of the scientists asked if it was serious or for April Fools? I answered " Of course it's a joke, I could never be vegan!"
Oh scientists. Brilliant but clueless.