The potato: a gift that keeps on giving
I came across this in a
blog I check fairly regularly (cos I like his style, & the recipes!)
chef: well, there’s a lot of reasons
chef: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
chef: and that’s if you leave them in water
chef: and they really only exist to be pretty
chef: so that’s like saying
chef “my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance”
chef: but a potato!
chef: potatos last for ever, man
chef: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow even if you just leave them in the sack
chef: that part alone makes it a good symbol
chef: but there’s more!
chef: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
chef: and that’s like saying “i have many ways in which I show my love for you”
chef: and potatos may be ugly, but they’re still awesome
chef: so that’s like saying “it doesn’t matter at all what you look like, I’ll still love you”
Top marks for ingenuity etc, but I'll take roses any time, definitely scented, & preferably pink, red or white, with gypsophilia. Thank-you. Y'all have a good day now!