a man who doesn't spend time with his family, can never be a real man
Last night was just hilarious. Christina had me cracking up the whole night. We had planned on meeting up with my mom and my cousin Adam for some drinks at this bar in Cocoa Village called Dog-n-Bone, but my mom had to cancel at the last second. (Thanks, Mom!!!) Christina and I decide to drive around to waste time until Adam was ready to meet us, so conveniently we end up on our way to Cocoa Expo. It's about 9 and I wasn't expecting Freddy to be back from a training camp in Melbourne yet, when he calls...as we're driving past his dorm. We were dying laughing.
Fred said he was eating dinner with his boys at the Expo and wanted to know where I was. Uhh..driving past your dorm, waving at you right now. He didn't believe me. I lied and told him we were on our way to the bar, and he said he knew where it was and that he might be able to get his boys to go. I figured he wouldn't show up, so we just made a lucky U-turn to head to Dog-n-Bone.
When we got there, it was pretty empty. We spent about 20 minutes looking at pictures on the wall of the locals, hoping we'd find the infamous picture of Freddy he claims they had. No luck. Then we made our way upstairs where there was supposed to be singing going down. I think there were maybe 3 people there besides us so we made friends with the big black bartender, named Freddy! Nice name. Christina started with a fruity little number and I ordered a Martini that I ended up nursing all night.
Then Adam shows up, complete in his SpiderMan shirt. Oh help me God. He suggests we get Christina drunk, to which I reply "She won't get drunk off of $25", to which he replies, "You don't need money, you have Adam." He proceeds to completely wreck my best friend, by buying her shot after shot after shot. Along with two mixed drinks and a rose (awww). I had almost 6 glasses of water and peed 4 times. Don't be jealous of the excitement I exude. We met a couple of his friends, but I only remember Evan. Evan was sweet on Christina and supplied a few more drinks on her behalf. He even made her take a bodyshot off a girl. (Well, I guess that would be her second female bodyshot, I'm still on my first.)
Evan asked Christina if she'd ever had a Red Headed Slut and she said 'yes'; then he asked if she'd ever heard of a Blonde Headed Slut, to which she replied 'that's me!'. Then, in her drunken stuper, she realized she had referred to herself as a slut, and we all couldn't stop laughing. Then Evan ordered a Liquid Panty Remover, but the bartender had no idea what it was, so Evan told him how to make it. The bartender, a bright one I might add, shot back saying 'That's not a Liquid Panty Remover, that's a LPR!!'.
...... .... . . .. .. ....... RETARD!
We spent the rest of the night tapping boys on the shoulder with my duck umbrella and getting handcuffed to chairs by actual undercover cops. We also witnessed an elementary school teacher getting body shots taken off of her all throughout the night. Don't you hope little Susie is in her class next year?!
It was crazy because as we were walking outside, we ran into this guy Jason who we met at Outback last week. He runs his own recording studio and we had no idea he was in the area tonight. We ran up to see his studio while him and Christina talked music, and then us girls went back to my apartment. Christina left a little bit after to meet back up with Jason to talk music some more. And I fell asleep with bratty Chi-Chi.
So here I am, exhausted, but still laughing about everything that went down last night. I'm sitting here watching Adam seduce Christina over the phone, begging her to come back tomorrow night for a huge party he's having with his friends. I've definitely done enough for a couple of weeks, so if she comes, she goes alone. :)
In case you're wondering, though I'm sure you're sick of hearing about him, Freddy never did call later that night like he said he would. Unless I completley misunderstood him, which actually is a possibility with his ridiculous accent, I was sure he'd said he would call if he wasn't coming to the bar. It's cool though. I'd been trying to talk myself out of this situation from the beginning, and now it looks like I won't have to. Lucky me.
Fred said he was eating dinner with his boys at the Expo and wanted to know where I was. Uhh..driving past your dorm, waving at you right now. He didn't believe me. I lied and told him we were on our way to the bar, and he said he knew where it was and that he might be able to get his boys to go. I figured he wouldn't show up, so we just made a lucky U-turn to head to Dog-n-Bone.
When we got there, it was pretty empty. We spent about 20 minutes looking at pictures on the wall of the locals, hoping we'd find the infamous picture of Freddy he claims they had. No luck. Then we made our way upstairs where there was supposed to be singing going down. I think there were maybe 3 people there besides us so we made friends with the big black bartender, named Freddy! Nice name. Christina started with a fruity little number and I ordered a Martini that I ended up nursing all night.
Then Adam shows up, complete in his SpiderMan shirt. Oh help me God. He suggests we get Christina drunk, to which I reply "She won't get drunk off of $25", to which he replies, "You don't need money, you have Adam." He proceeds to completely wreck my best friend, by buying her shot after shot after shot. Along with two mixed drinks and a rose (awww). I had almost 6 glasses of water and peed 4 times. Don't be jealous of the excitement I exude. We met a couple of his friends, but I only remember Evan. Evan was sweet on Christina and supplied a few more drinks on her behalf. He even made her take a bodyshot off a girl. (Well, I guess that would be her second female bodyshot, I'm still on my first.)
Evan asked Christina if she'd ever had a Red Headed Slut and she said 'yes'; then he asked if she'd ever heard of a Blonde Headed Slut, to which she replied 'that's me!'. Then, in her drunken stuper, she realized she had referred to herself as a slut, and we all couldn't stop laughing. Then Evan ordered a Liquid Panty Remover, but the bartender had no idea what it was, so Evan told him how to make it. The bartender, a bright one I might add, shot back saying 'That's not a Liquid Panty Remover, that's a LPR!!'.
...... .... . . .. .. ....... RETARD!
We spent the rest of the night tapping boys on the shoulder with my duck umbrella and getting handcuffed to chairs by actual undercover cops. We also witnessed an elementary school teacher getting body shots taken off of her all throughout the night. Don't you hope little Susie is in her class next year?!
It was crazy because as we were walking outside, we ran into this guy Jason who we met at Outback last week. He runs his own recording studio and we had no idea he was in the area tonight. We ran up to see his studio while him and Christina talked music, and then us girls went back to my apartment. Christina left a little bit after to meet back up with Jason to talk music some more. And I fell asleep with bratty Chi-Chi.
So here I am, exhausted, but still laughing about everything that went down last night. I'm sitting here watching Adam seduce Christina over the phone, begging her to come back tomorrow night for a huge party he's having with his friends. I've definitely done enough for a couple of weeks, so if she comes, she goes alone. :)
In case you're wondering, though I'm sure you're sick of hearing about him, Freddy never did call later that night like he said he would. Unless I completley misunderstood him, which actually is a possibility with his ridiculous accent, I was sure he'd said he would call if he wasn't coming to the bar. It's cool though. I'd been trying to talk myself out of this situation from the beginning, and now it looks like I won't have to. Lucky me.