LIFE IN SCHOOL

[bromantic]

Teacher - I need to put one of my kids with you
Me - Sure okay, we can add him to the naptime. What's his name?
Teacher - Alastair.
Me - . . . . . .

Kids - Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!
Me - . . . . .

I NEED TO BE LESS STUNNED WITH THESE DEVELOPMENTS.